Saturday, May 31, 2014



Well, here it is then - the new hack!

Finally managed to find a few minutes to actually hook the van up and sort out the hitch before taking it for a spin around the block. First thing that struck me was that the safety chains are now way too long - I can't imagine why this is so, perhaps it is that the ball is 5cm lower, but I've had to let the last 3 links dangle free to get anything like a setup that would stop the van from hitting the ground.

Then there's the holes for the 'D' shackles - I was in the habit of poking one leg up through the hole and then fitting the bolt. This can't happen here because the hole is just too small (but stronger I tell myself). You end up having to put the bolt through the hole but the end of it jams on the hitch holding bolt/pin and it's just plain awkward. Took and age to sort out something that is OK to go.

Next was the beloved breakaway link. I have to say that I'm not that impressed with this now mandatory setup and can't help but wonder how the law-makers actually tested it out to see what happens. I'm sure its just a 'good idea' in theory. The idea is that if the van becomes detached from the car, the link pulls the pin and the brakes are applied (which s why you have to have the unit connected to a battery and be able to tell from the driver's position that the battery is fully charged. Just why this battery can't be the two 460amp/hour house batteries is anyone's guess, one of the reasons I think it's just a warm fuzzy feel good idea on the legislators behalf). For 'detached' to come into operation, the van has to come away from the ball joint and the two multi-ton safety chains have to come adrift (or the tow bar has fallen off completely). Then and only then, as the van starts to separate forever from the car, does the tenuous link snap that pin out and set the van brakes to the 'on' position. What actually happens then as the front of the van digs a furrow up the bitumen at 90kph and the wheels are locking up one doesn't even want top imagine. They must have written off so many vans doing the testing - second reason why I bet it's never ever been tested. The point is, apart from having to have a dedicated wire from you car to the breakaway battery to charge it, and another coming back to the car up to some as yet unknown 'monitor' on the dashboard, is that the breakaway link has to be attached to some part of your car that isn't related to the tow bar or the hitch. As most of the back panels under the bumper bars are now plastic, that means you have to find a substantial point under the back of the car, and then see how it can be connected easily every time you hook the van up. Anyhow, I used one carabiner around the spare wheel holder frame and another on the end of the breakaway link. I hope upon hope that we never ever see first hand 'how it works'!

Oh, and I got a bit concerned and nervous about the 'Max weight 1600kg' sticker on the hitch. I went and quizzed the Ford people, finally finding one who seemed to know something about their own fabulous hitches and whose comment was 'yair, dunno why they put that on there, the 1600kg tow bar is completely different. It's good to go with the full 2700kg, you choose if you want to use the load distribution gear'

Bright spot - the electrical connection is good, all lights work, batteries charge, breakaway battery charges and all is right with the world. Thanks to Pride Auto at Philip for taking the time listen, advice and install professionally.

They also installed the Tekonsha P3 brake controller. First problem is that on a modern car with airbags galore there isn't really anywhere to put it, especially if you don't want to drill holes and mount it on the top of the dashboard. The Titanium has as hole in the centre console where the ashtray and cigarette lighter would go, if you bought the $$$$ 'smokers' option, and it has a cute little roller door to cover it up so no one can see your nasty habit. However, not having an ashtray means that it's empty, and what's more it has a cable sized hole in the back, so in went the P3. I'm really happy with the install, it looks just like it belongs there and is easy for both driver and passenger to read and operate.

Watts Communication at Fyshwick reinstalled the ICOM 440 two-way radio and the handset sits neatly in the aforementioned hole, right under the P3. Neat. Again its in easy reach of both driver and passenger and no longer has to live on the floor.

Having all that sorted meant that we might as well take the rig for a spin and see how it goes. I was pleasantly surprised - the Territory seems to have adequate power and pulls smoothly, almost effortlessly. This has encouraged me to not bother with the Ford weight distribution hitch, we didn't need it before and i'd much rather travel with any problems being masked by the spring loaded hitch. And besides, they weigh a ton, weight you can live without I reckon.

Had a good play with the P3, its easy to setup, but might take a while for us to find the ideal setting for the base power level and the 3 stage boost. We can work on that over the next 15,000km i guess.

Backed the van back up the driveway without fuss. First thing i noticed is that I have more rearward vision and the second is that it backed up without fuss.

So let's hope we are on a winner and that this blog doesn't get cluttered up with me whining about the car.

Anyhow, it's all packed bar some clothes and we are ready for the off tomorrow morning.

Cheers all, Brian & Judy

Friday, May 23, 2014

New car, new Territory to explore

Sorry, couldn't help the pun.

Yes, it's true. After 240,000km the time had come for the BMW X5 to be given a rest.

We've grabbed a brand new Ford Territory, a Titanium no less, and had it fitted out with the Ford heavy duty tow bar, a Tekonsha P3 brake controller, a Redarc BCDC charger to keep the caravan batteries alive and had the faithful ICOM 440 two way radio reinstalled.

The only other bits we went for were floor mats (can you believe that they sell you a new car and it comes with 1 floor mat on the drivers side? So you have to buy the pack of 3 to fix it up), a mat for the cargo space and a set of lock nuts to keep the wheels on the car. Apart from the niggle that at $55000 for a new top of the line car these things should be included, they then tell you that you have to put them in / on yourself or book it in and for a fee they will do it for you. Talk about 'memorable customer experience'. They have no idea. What would it cost them to supply the car fitted up and ready to go? Oh, well, let's hope the car service organisation knows their game better than the sales people.

All we need now is to get about 1500km under its belt before we take off for the bush.

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Autumn Festival, Bright Vic. Day 2

Drizzled rain all night. Not looking good for the grand parade!

We braved the weather and 'did' the market, much the same as any market I reckon, although Judy managed to exchange hard earned for a bag of trinkets. We picked up some cheese and strawberries as well, so all is not lost.

On the way over we walked past a jazz band just getting started, and they were still there on the way back, blowing up a storm. Naturally we had to stop and drink coffee and eat cakes and drink more coffee. There were great - thoroughly entertaining. We had a little comp to see who could take the best snap of the bass man who had the most wonderful craggy face.

They finished up just as the parade was announced. Sadly it took another 20 minutes for the first bit of action, then another 20 minutes... Just a bit of fun in the end and we kept our coffee seats warm just in case.

Oh, yes, the Autumn festival tag is because all the trees are turning and bringing some fabulous colour into the valley. We tried to take some snaps but the steel grey cloud cover is keeping the colours at bay for the moment.

Here's a few snaps:

What's that dreadful noise? Bagpipes! Should go and give them a nip I reckon

Mr Bass Man of the Zoot Suits

Black leaves

Ovens River

Big 4 Bright Vic

Memorial Park

Snappy sox!

Run for your life, the bagpipes are coming!

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Autumn Festival in Bright Vic

Slid out of town today and wandered off down to Bright in the Buchan Valley at the foot of the 'Alps'.
OK so the hills are bigger than most others but 'Alps' is a bit of a stretch. Took lunch at Holbrook Bakery (where else?) and then down to Chiltern and across to Bright. Seem to have lucked into a really good spot, even if it isn't overlooking the Ovens River.

This is the X5's swan song, watch the space, as they say!